Icarus+

May 25

Emily: also it's funny because apparently Chandler and Jake are planning on moving into an apartment together?
Emily: and Arnica wants to join them?
Emily: even though that sounds like it would be the greatest sitcom of all time
Emily: because even if Jake isn't technically a manslut anymore
Emily: somehow I doubt he's gotten over Arnica
Emily: and Arnica likes Chandler a fair bit
Emily: all we need is the shocking twist that Chandler has been yearning for Jake all these years
Emily: and wanted to live with him so he could profess his affections in a private environment
Emily: only for Arnica to come and ruin everything for everyone forever
Emily: Danny gets to come in once each episode and slap Chandler, then walk away in a huff
Emily: only for people to say, "Wait, why did Sarah just slap you?"

Teammate A: The default spy loadout is the most effective by far.
Teammate B: Dr. Enforcicle disagrees!

May 18

May 15

I amused the idea of fan-argents and nearly gave myself a heart attack

irishconfetti:

jovian12:

IMAGINE,

FOR A MOMENT

colored streaks in the hair

doesn’t wear white at all

symbol is probably a heartagram or something and is black

RAINBOW MARKINGS

EYES THAT CHANGE COLOR WITH MOOD

CONSIDERS THEMSELVES THEIR OWN TRIBE

so deep, clearly an outcast

has psychic powers or wings or whatever for no inexplicable reason

was probably raised by monsters

help

dis is my fanargent Silver Wolfsblood x3

she has colors from all da tribes cuz it’s her destiny to unite them but she dun wanna she just wishes she could lead a normal life xC

also sometimes she goes into “raeg mode” and murderz ppl but dont tell any1 I told u that or else shel’l come for me!!! xDDD

argents copyright Jovian and Octopimp

WHY

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME